I'm a comedian living in NYC. I've done stand-up naked, I've been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com.

FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ME:

02.04.10 @ Jazz on the Park, NYC - Carly Simon Comedy Hour 8:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Joe Franklin's, NYC - 80 Minutes Until the Weekend 10:00pm free

02.10.10 @ 92Y Tribeca, NYC - Channel 101 Screening 8:30pm $6

02.12.10 @ Columbia University Teachers College, NYC 9:00pm free

02.15.10 @ Private Event, NYC

02.18.10 @ Ochi's Lounge, NYC - The Tweet Spot 9:00pm free

02.21.10 @ Bar 4, Brooklyn, NY - I Like You Maude 7:00pm free

02.23.10 @ Crash Mansion, NYC - Jackpot 9:00pm $5

02.25.10 @ Comix, NYC - 12 Angry Mascots 7:00pm

02.27.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

02.28.10 @ 3 of Cups, NYC - Sunday Night Stand-up 8:00pm free

03.01.10 @ Manchester Pub, NYC - Case of the Mondays 7:45pm free

03.01.10 @ Pianos, NYC - It Is It 8:00pm free

03.05.10 @ Joe's Pub, NYC - w/ Elephant Larry 8:00pm $12

03.06.10 @ Legion Bar, Brooklyn, NY - MacGyver Show 7:30pm free

03.07.10 @ The Knitting Factory, Brooklyn, NY - Comedy at KFBK w/ Hannibal Burress 9:00pm free

03.14.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - hosting Froduce 8:00pm free

04.23.10 @ Laughing Skull, Atlanta, GA 8:00pm

04.23.10 @ Laughing Skull, Atlanta, GA 10:00pm

04.24.10 @ Laughing Skull, Atlanta, GA 8:00pm

04.24.10 @ Laughing Skull, Atlanta, GA 10:00pm

04.25.10 @ Laughing Skull, Atlanta, GA 9:00pm

04.29.10 @ 40 Watt Club, Athens, GA 9:00pm

04.30.10 @ Landmark Diner, Atlanta, GA - Comedy Gold 8:00pm

05.01.10 @ Landmark Diner, Atlanta, GA - Comedy Gold 8:00pm

jakeandamir:

Video Brainstorm

Realizing how badly you need a haircut by watching yourself in a video shot yesterday is the worst. Also, hilarious video!!

How are these both size 10? Also, bring it, snow!

How are these both size 10? Also, bring it, snow!

Hardly Working: Box Fort

Thanks Caldwell, it’s beautiful.

Thanks Caldwell, it’s beautiful.

It made me laugh as a kid, and I had to do very little to make it make me laugh as an adult. (Big thanks to Steve for really helping beef up the script)

12angrymascots:

12 Angry Mascots on Showtime’s Inside the NFL.

Nice Brothers performed on this show, that’s why I’m dressed like an asshole backstage. I’m also the baseball player in the Revis sketch. Awesome!

“He thinks he’s a comedian. He has diarrhea of the mouth. Why are people laughing? They probably know him and they feel uncomfortable.”
A comedian-friend transcribed the conversation two girls were having at a table in the back of the room during my set a few days ago.
OUCH!

“He thinks he’s a comedian. He has diarrhea of the mouth. Why are people laughing? They probably know him and they feel uncomfortable.”

A comedian-friend transcribed the conversation two girls were having at a table in the back of the room during my set a few days ago.

OUCH!

Punning Shoes

Puma Thurman

Nike Turner

New BaLance Armstrong

Harry Converse, Jr.

Saucony Danza

Kanye NineWest

Vans Morrison

Teva Longoria

SkeCher

Reebok McEntire

K-Swissy Elliot

Keds Zeppelin

Loafer Grace

Eric EtNies

Bone Uggs and Harmony

Diadora the Explorer

Weird day.

Weird day.

This made me FOL.

(fart out loud)

This made me FOL.

(fart out loud)

Ooooh, sounds pretty hot.

Ooooh, sounds pretty hot.

This still, featured today on the blog Josh Ruben, Oh Yes!, was also featured on the less popular blog, Oh No, Adam Newman.

This still, featured today on the blog Josh Ruben, Oh Yes!, was also featured on the less popular blog, Oh No, Adam Newman.

dangurewitch:

Honest Twister Commercial. Written by me, directed by Josh - whose expressions make me laugh to no end. A quick and fun one. Left hand red, right hand digg it.

Finally, not being a creepy dude has paid off and allowed me to be a…well, creepy dude.

If you pay real close attention, you’ll see that we scooched long enough for me to grow a beard.

Just curious.

Just curious.