Adam Newman
This asshole. And yes, he reclined his seat back all the way.

This asshole. And yes, he reclined his seat back all the way.

This new apartment hunting site asked me if I would be in a video for them, taking them on a tour of my neighborhood and showing them my favorite spots. I said I would do it only if I could really show them whatever spots I wanted. They agreed, so I showed them some real Park Slope “gems.” SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BUSINESSES!

I like filling out forms.

I like filling out forms.

Just got a big fat “NO” on my HBO Canada wardrobe choice. #JFLMTL

Just got a big fat “NO” on my HBO Canada wardrobe choice. #JFLMTL

Happy Batman Day!

Happy Batman Day!

If you’re going to be in Montreal for Just For Laughs this year, I’ll be taping for HBO Canada with a bunch of other funny Americans. Here’s where you can get free tickets! (I’m on the 7/26 @ 7:30 show)

If you’re going to be in Montreal for Just For Laughs this year, I’ll be taping for HBO Canada with a bunch of other funny Americans. Here’s where you can get free tickets! (I’m on the 7/26 @ 7:30 show)

hallekiefer:

Isn’t our new poster BEAUTIFUL? It comes courtesy of the disgusting mind of Tom Chamberlain aka scabramp.tumblr.com. Tom Chamberlain: for all your sick, beautiful picture needs.
Speaking of things that are sick and beautiful, Splitsider’s July Dog & Pony Show is downright putrid, and includes such geniuses as:
Adam Newman! (Comedy Central Half Hour)
Michelle Wolf!  (Late Night with Seth Meyers)
Naomi Ekperigin! (Broad City)
Hugh Moore! (truTV’s Friends Of The People)
Get yr $5 ticket here! Joe and I love you very much! 

Wow! What a poster! (and show!)

hallekiefer:

Isn’t our new poster BEAUTIFUL? It comes courtesy of the disgusting mind of Tom Chamberlain aka scabramp.tumblr.com. Tom Chamberlain: for all your sick, beautiful picture needs.

Speaking of things that are sick and beautiful, Splitsider’s July Dog & Pony Show is downright putrid, and includes such geniuses as:

Adam Newman! (Comedy Central Half Hour)

Michelle Wolf!  (Late Night with Seth Meyers)

Naomi Ekperigin! (Broad City)

Hugh Moore! (truTV’s Friends Of The People)

Get yr $5 ticket here! Joe and I love you very much! 

Wow! What a poster! (and show!)

WEIRD AL WEEK > SHARK WEEK

Fun show. New nickname.

Fun show. New nickname.

Selfie w/ absolutely nothing weird about it w/ @thesheertruth & @jimtews.

Selfie w/ absolutely nothing weird about it w/ @thesheertruth & @jimtews.

Looks like I DID make it on to Last Comic Standing after all!!

GOOGLE IT

GOOGLE IT

ROUGH ONE

ROUGH ONE

#TBT and an apology to everyone who knew me from 1997-2002.

#TBT and an apology to everyone who knew me from 1997-2002.