Three years ago today, I bombed hard in front of 40 of my friends at a dirty Atlanta dive bar doing stand-up for the first time. To mark the occasion that is my 3-Year Anniversary of being a stand-up comedian, here is a video of my newest, and greatest, joke to date.
I'm a comedian living in NYC. I've done stand-up naked, I've been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com.
SEE ME LIVE:
07.01.09 @ 92Y Tribeca, NYC - Channel 101 Screening 8:30pm free
07.02.09 @ Kabin, NYC - Comedy as a Second Language 9:00pm free
07.06.09 @ Freddy's Backroom, Brooklyn, NY - Ed Sullivan on Acid 9:00pm free
07.07.09 @ Puppets Jazz Bar, Brooklyn, NY - hosting open mic 7:00pm free
07.12.09 @ Boston, MA - TBA
07.18.09 @ Karma Lounge, NYC - Diamonds in the Fluff 8:00pm $5
07.19.09 @ Jazz on the Park, NYC - Comedy Dungeon 8:00pm free
07.23.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Bacivo Nuggets Totally Flirt With You 9:00pm free
07.25.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free
07.30.09 @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret, NYC - Summer Share 7:00pm free
08.06.09 @ Parkside Lounge, NYC - Variety Underground 7:00pm free
SEE ME LIVE:
07.01.09 @ 92Y Tribeca, NYC - Channel 101 Screening 8:30pm free
07.02.09 @ Kabin, NYC - Comedy as a Second Language 9:00pm free
07.06.09 @ Freddy's Backroom, Brooklyn, NY - Ed Sullivan on Acid 9:00pm free
07.07.09 @ Puppets Jazz Bar, Brooklyn, NY - hosting open mic 7:00pm free
07.12.09 @ Boston, MA - TBA
07.18.09 @ Karma Lounge, NYC - Diamonds in the Fluff 8:00pm $5
07.19.09 @ Jazz on the Park, NYC - Comedy Dungeon 8:00pm free
07.23.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Bacivo Nuggets Totally Flirt With You 9:00pm free
07.25.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free
07.30.09 @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret, NYC - Summer Share 7:00pm free
08.06.09 @ Parkside Lounge, NYC - Variety Underground 7:00pm free
I’m Hot Topic.
Nice Brothers just asked Jenn Sterger if we can take a doody on her face. Nice.
Wow, this came out really well. Check me out making a little appearance as the creepy 70’s photographer.
Ringo WantsTo Sing More
Here’s that Beatles song I wrote a while back. Let me begin by saying two things: I tease out of love and I am aware that “Yellow Submarine” came before “Octopus’ Garden.”
My friend Scott Taylor plays Ringo and I think he did a great job. I also think Vinnie is amazing as Paul.
PROGRAMMING NOTE -
Streeter and I usually host CollegeHumor Live and we usually blow the audience’s minds. However, this month the hosting/mind blowing will be done by Pat & Sarah, who will then bring out Streeter and I (separately) to do full stand-up sets. Since the audience’s minds will already be blown, Streeter and I will instead concentrate on knocking their socks off. All that plus Adam Newman and Jake & Amir! See you there!
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Called Time Warner because I was having some problems with my cable. Dude.
Double Windsor I think
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Me and Pizzarelli testing the new voice recorder included in the new iPhone software.
I’m hosting a block of The Creek’s stand-up festival tonight @ midnight. Dream line-up would be me, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Barry Sobel, and Gheorghe Muresan.
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Here’s a clip of me talking about my first ever stand-up show on “Portrait of a Comedian” on BreakThru Radio. Here’s the full episode featuring me and Sean Patton - we totally talk about being on Tyra.
Some behind-the-scenes footage I took of the hilarious cast of CH’s newest short: Dr. Mahattan’s Pants. Totally fun surprise of the day was Patrick Wilson, the original Night Owl, hanging out and taking some pictures.
105% Issue 113
This one’s about hamburgers.
A segment on Comedy For Cancer this Thursday in Brooklyn.
Comedy for Cancer - Me and Trevor will be performing as The Nice Brothers and Uber Luber Death Metal with Nick Ross and a pretty great line-up this Thursday at Southpaw.
Nice Brothers opening for a midnight showing of Garden State? Nice.
Don’t worry, I already ordered it.
