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I love that my friends send me real-world puns.

    “Saw this. Thought of you.” Thanks, eightbit.

    I love that my friends send me real-world puns.

    verymarykate:

    call my phone

    I got to play a small part in the new Very Mary-Kate! Awesome!

    Hey Atlanta, I’ll be at the Funny Farm February 3rd & 4th with Trevor Williams. Tickets are on sale now!

    Hey Atlanta, I’ll be at the Funny Farm February 3rd & 4th with Trevor Williams. Tickets are on sale now!

    This is tomorrow, Wednesday 1/4. I’m headlining Carolines. If you’re in NYC, please come. It’s going to be a great show. Call the Carolines box office at (212) 757-4100 for reservations. It’s only $5.

    This is tomorrow, Wednesday 1/4. I’m headlining Carolines. If you’re in NYC, please come. It’s going to be a great show. Call the Carolines box office at (212) 757-4100 for reservations. It’s only $5.

    Spoiler Alert: I stick my finger up Streeter’s butt in this video.

    Can’t ask for a better last show of 2011 than a sold out Gentrify @ UCB East. I did 334 shows this year, and each one helped me become a better comedian. Here’s to a whole lot more in 2012.

    Can’t ask for a better last show of 2011 than a sold out Gentrify @ UCB East. I did 334 shows this year, and each one helped me become a better comedian. Here’s to a whole lot more in 2012.

    iwastherein1968 asked: do you ever do comedy tours?

    Yes! I perform all over and keep my shows in and out of NYC updated at adamnewmancomedy.com. If you want to bring me to your city and have a contact at a club or college, send me an email at adamnewman2@gmail.com. 

    I trust this man to get me home.

    I trust this man to get me home.

    Here’s some advice: If you ask a random old man who doesn’t speak English to take a picture of you and your friends after a nice b-day dinner, don’t blindly trust his “thumbs up” when he hands your phone back to you.

    Here’s some advice: If you ask a random old man who doesn’t speak English to take a picture of you and your friends after a nice b-day dinner, don’t blindly trust his “thumbs up” when he hands your phone back to you.

    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg
    If you’re going to be in NYC for the holidays, come see some funny JEWS at Carolines!

    If you’re going to be in NYC for the holidays, come see some funny JEWS at Carolines!

    bustedtees:

Just in case no one ever told you that the Princess of Hyrule is a girl.

A new Busted Tee I wrote, based on my old roommate making fun of me for not knowing the dude was Link.

    bustedtees:

    Just in case no one ever told you that the Princess of Hyrule is a girl.

    A new Busted Tee I wrote, based on my old roommate making fun of me for not knowing the dude was Link.

    Adam’s Holiday Gift Guide! It’s just one item. Buy it for everyone you know at Rooftop Comedy, Amazon, or iTunes.

    Adam’s Holiday Gift Guide! It’s just one item. Buy it for everyone you know at Rooftop Comedy, Amazon, or iTunes.