I'm a comedian living in NYC. I've done stand-up naked, I've been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com.

FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ME:

11.24.09 @ Crash Mansion, NYC - Jackpot 7:00pm free

11.28.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

12.04.09 @ Moonshine, Brooklyn, NY - Cobra Clutch, 11:00pm free

12.07.09 @ Knitting Factory, Brooklyn, NY - Comedy Circus 8:00pm free

12.07.09 @ Freddy's Back Room, Brooklyn, NY 9:00pm free

12.10.09 @ 92Y Tribeca - Channy's Award Show 8:30pm $6

12.11.09 @ CoCo 66 - Too Cool for School 8:00pm free

12.17.09 @ Karma Lounge, NYC- If You Build It 9:00pm free

12.19.09 @ Private Event, NYC

12.26.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

12.28.09 @ Society Coffee, Harlem, NYC - Society Comedy 8:00pm free

12.29.09 @ Crash Mansion, NYC - The Joint

01.16.10 @ Hugs, Brooklyn, NY - Going Steady 8:00pm free

01.23.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

01.28.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

Finally, CH sticks it to Yoko! Digg It!

danielnavetta:

jesuisperdu:

joana salta

is this a clean cut adam newman in bed with Cat Power??!?

Yea, she asked if I’d shave. Totally worth it.

danielnavetta:

jesuisperdu:

joana salta

is this a clean cut adam newman in bed with Cat Power??!?

Yea, she asked if I’d shave. Totally worth it.

I performed this weekend for a conservative Jewish retreat in Queens. Pretty much, they put me in the corner of a cafeteria, and 80 high schoolers laughed and screamed for the weirdest 30 minute set I’ve ever done.

I think the dude who works at the coffee shop might have a little crush on me.

I think the dude who works at the coffee shop might have a little crush on me.

For what it’s worth, my mom thought you were the best opening comic we had. Email from Scott Rogowski, host of 12 Angry Mascots @ Comix.
This is too many things.

This is too many things.

19 years old and dreadlocked. It happened!

19 years old and dreadlocked. It happened!

eightbit:

Hardly Working: Goodbye “HUH!”

It’s true, the “HUH!” at the end of CollegeHumor videos is gone! Ahhhh!

“That guy must’ve got in on the first day the Internet was invented.” - Danny Solomon
This is pretty much exactly what I expected from Butt.com.

“That guy must’ve got in on the first day the Internet was invented.” - Danny Solomon

This is pretty much exactly what I expected from Butt.com.

Little bro: “That’s a knife.”

Little bro: “That’s a knife.”

Fried scallops and a fried Mars bar. I got diarrhea just looking at it. Then I ate it and got diarrhea again.

Fried scallops and a fried Mars bar. I got diarrhea just looking at it. Then I ate it and got diarrhea again.

You’re goddamned right Ellen (or one of her interns) is following me on Twitter!

You’re goddamned right Ellen (or one of her interns) is following me on Twitter!

Seems like a skydiving-themed day since Prank War 8 happened. Way to go, dudes!

Seems like a skydiving-themed day since Prank War 8 happened. Way to go, dudes!

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Excellent!

LOL

LOL