January 2010
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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dangurewitch: Honest Twister Commercial. Written by me, directed by Josh - whose expressions make me laugh to no end. A quick and fun one. Left hand red, right hand digg it. Finally, not being a creepy dude has paid off and allowed me to be a…well, creepy dude.
Jan 26th
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If you pay real close attention, you’ll see that we scooched long enough for me to grow a beard.
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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“For years, our customers have been saying our cardboard tastes like...”
– CEO of America’s #1 box company
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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Here’s a list I submitted to McSweeney’s that I’ve decided is pretty great. They still rejected it, so I guess that means it ends up on the old blog. Best Names for Dogs Based on Their Breeds Doogie Schnauzer Pugly Betty Shi Tsuoey De Shanel Cocker Spaniel Day Lewis Rob Weiner Reiner Winnie the Poohdle Golden RetriEva Longoria Chiwawa Walters Labrador Dali Salvador...
Jan 14th
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ListenIf you get my voicemail on my cell phone, you get...
Jan 13th
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Eva asked me how much someone would have to pay me to never make another pun again? The answer is one pundred dollars.
Jan 7th
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Anyone pick up a notebook on stage or near it at Puppets Jazz Bar last night? It would have an ATL phone number and the name ‘Bart Faggot’ on the inside cover. I know… adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com
Jan 7th
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I have this golf shirt I’ve worn at least 60 times on stage. I like to call it my 60 Gig iZod.
Jan 5th
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Jan 2nd