I'm a comedian living in NYC. I've done stand-up naked, I've been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com.

FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ME:

12.22.09 @ Cake Shop, NYC - Crime & Punishment 7:00pm free

12.23.09 @ Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NYC - School Night 11:00pm free

12.24.09 @ Kabin, NYC - Comedy as a Second Language 9:00pm free

12.26.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

12.27.09 @ Pianos, NYC - The Comedians 7:30pm free

12.28.09 @ Society Coffee, Harlem, NYC - Society Comedy 8:00pm free

01.08.10 @ The Creek, NYC - Hard, Lonely, & Vicious 10:00pm free

01.16.10 @ Hugs, Brooklyn, NY - Going Steady 8:00pm free

01.19.10 @ Comic Strip Live, NYC 10:00pm

01.23.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

01.28.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Joe Franklin's, NYC - 80 Minutes Until the Weekend 10:00pm free

03.05.10 @ Joe's Pub, NYC
December 19
Let’s fucking party.

Let’s fucking party.

December 16
Finally upgraded the old tap machine.

Finally upgraded the old tap machine.

December 14
Ha, smelly kids work at the Yonkers Bennigans.

Ha, smelly kids work at the Yonkers Bennigans.

December 11
adamandtrevor: Nice Brothers wins Best Show at the 2009 Channy Awards!

adamandtrevor:

Nice Brothers wins Best Show at the 2009 Channy Awards!

December 9
Here’s an illustration from Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr. Fox, where Mrs. Fox eats out Mr. Fox’s asshole in front of their children. Apparently Wes Anderson decided to leave this scene out of the film version.

Here’s an illustration from Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr. Fox, where Mrs. Fox eats out Mr. Fox’s asshole in front of their children. Apparently Wes Anderson decided to leave this scene out of the film version.

December 7
Here’s a production still from the new TV show me and Bennett star in. It’s called “Flamers”.

Here’s a production still from the new TV show me and Bennett star in. It’s called “Flamers”.

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mybandruled:

Here’s Coulier - There’s a Monster (riff) Under My Bed. 2003!

From Adam Newman

November 29
Why is Tumblr’s “Chat Post” example a hack Olive Garden joke from 1995?

Why is Tumblr’s “Chat Post” example a hack Olive Garden joke from 1995?

November 28

Here’s me and Pat (or Pat & Adam) performing a sketch we wrote at Crash Mansion last week.

November 27
Mmmmm…ATM sandwich.

Mmmmm…ATM sandwich.

November 24

Finally, CH sticks it to Yoko! Digg It!

November 23

I performed this weekend for a conservative Jewish retreat in Queens. Pretty much, they put me in the corner of a cafeteria, and 80 high schoolers laughed and screamed for the weirdest 30 minute set I’ve ever done.

November 22
I think the dude who works at the coffee shop might have a little crush on me.

I think the dude who works at the coffee shop might have a little crush on me.

November 20
“ For what it’s worth, my mom thought you were the best opening comic we had. Email from Scott Rogowski, host of 12 Angry Mascots @ Comix.
November 17
19 years old and dreadlocked. It happened!

19 years old and dreadlocked. It happened!