Adam Newman
HIGH school

HIGH school

Weird day.

Weird day.

“So one day I stopped in, walked up to the desk, and just said, “I want to play bass.” - Slash
Welp, looks like I’m not getting laid this year.

“So one day I stopped in, walked up to the desk, and just said, “I want to play bass.” - Slash

Welp, looks like I’m not getting laid this year.

Butt Talk - Episode #7 - Dan St. Germain
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You can catch comedian Dan St. Germain every week on VH1’s Best Week Ever, and his Comedy Central Half Hour comes out later this spring. But you can catch “Can Taint Germanus” on this episode of Butt Talk!

Dan talks to us about his experiences with suppositories, and how he once disposed of his pooped-pants in a movie theatre while he was on a date. Then he told us a story that made us re-evaluate our whole lives. And then everyone farted.

We hope you’ve been enjoying the podcast. You can always download episodes with our direct stink-link, and we’d love it if you subscribed to us on iTunes (rate & review please!)

And feel free to write us with any questions at ButtTalkers@gmail.com, or use the Tumblr from to Ass Us Anything

“I knew it was gonna be a bad fart because I put on my sunglasses.” - Dan St. Germain on the newest episode of Butt Talk w/ meNate Fernald!

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Watch ThisSplitsider Presents ‘The Exquisite Corpse Project’ | Splitsider

Comedy website Splitsider just launched a new digital distribution label ‘Splitsider Presents’ and their first release is the hilarious feature film ‘The Exquisite Corpse Project.’ Available for $5 over at their website.

Director Ben Popik gathered together his former comrades from the legendary sketch group Olde English and tasked them with writing a movie. The catch: each of the five writers wrote 15 pages and only saw the previous five pages of the script. He then shot the movie they wrote, as well as documentary footage of the writing process and all the drama that it entailed, and put them all together into a unique comedy.

I had an opportunity to see the move last night and it is really something special. Besides being extremely funny and charming, it speaks volumes about the creative process, collaboration and friendship. The way the documentary aspect mirrors the narrative they wrote is fascinating. The film becomes much more than a silly project, but rather evolves into a statement about human nature and relationships. You definitely haven’t seen anything like it.

Go get it. For real. You won’t regret spending the $5.

The project I’ve been working on for the past year is finally live! Check it out! I couldn’t be prouder to be a small part of this amazing movie.

I went to the screening of this last night and can’t recommend it enough. RIYL: Things that are part movie, part documentary, part friends fighting!

Baby Geniuses Podcast - Episode 34 - Adam Newman / Langan Kingsley
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Bongiorno, babies! This week’s guest (well, last week’s guest) is the hilarious comedian and butt podcaster ADAM NEWMAN (John Oliver’s New York Stand Up Show)! We talk about motorcycles and other super manly stuff. Plus! Langan Kingsley Mart Whitaker talks to us about the name Dexter. She is an… expert? on the name DEXTER!

Plus: animal sex workers! Dentists! Barfing! Skepticism! All the usuals!

Subscribe, rate us and leave comments on iTunes! We will shout out your username on our show!

Here’s Facebook!

Check us out on Cave Comedy RadioRight-click here to download!

Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

This was a very fun podcast to be on and I promise it will be fun to listen to.

I like how Official Comedy is way less comfortable with “Dick” than “Scroto.”

I like how Official Comedy is way less comfortable with “Dick” than “Scroto.”

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D**k Pics: Adam Newman

Snapping pics of your D is so 2012. 2013: Scroto-Photos.

The first half of this video is about wieners, and the second half is about butts.

I’ll be sharing a bunch of dumb ideas tonight at Union Hall in Brooklyn for a special 4/20 Edition Rejection Show!

I’ll be sharing a bunch of dumb ideas tonight at Union Hall in Brooklyn for a special 4/20 Edition Rejection Show!

Just read this CollegeHumor article: TWIDIOTS/Beliebers Haven’t Heard of Anne Frank. No problem. Here’s how you explain who Anne Frank was to a Belieber.

Homemade Big Mac, McConquered!

Homemade Big Mac, McConquered!

Figured you out, Big Mac sauce.

Figured you out, Big Mac sauce.

Butt Talk - Episode #6 - Zach Broussard
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About to take your Tuesday morning dumparoo? Why not listen to the brand butt-spanking new Episode #6 of Butt Talk while you “doo”? We talk with funny-bummy-man Zach Broussard, aka Zach Poo-shart.

Zach teaches us what we should be wiping our butts with, and we all discuss everyone’s least favorite fart game, “Doorknob.” Also, Adam actually farts!

Listening here is one way to go, you could also download the episode with this stink-link, but your best bet is to subscribe to us on iTunes! If you’ve had problems subscribing to us on iTunes before, try again now. iTunes must have gotten a colonic, because everything seems to be running smoothly now. And don’t be shy about rating us/writing a review. We’d love that!

And please write us with any questions at ButtTalkers@gmail.com, or use the Tumblr form to Ass Us Anything you’d like answered on a future episode.

This is my podcast. Maybe it would be nice to take a break from what you’re doing and listen to something silly for an hour.

GOODNIGHT
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The video of the time I found cocaine in a heckler’s coat is about to hit 3 million views!