Adam Newman

WEIRD AL WEEK > SHARK WEEK

Fun show. New nickname.

Fun show. New nickname.

Selfie w/ absolutely nothing weird about it w/ @thesheertruth & @jimtews.

Selfie w/ absolutely nothing weird about it w/ @thesheertruth & @jimtews.

Looks like I DID make it on to Last Comic Standing after all!!

GOOGLE IT

GOOGLE IT

#TBT and an apology to everyone who knew me from 1997-2002.

#TBT and an apology to everyone who knew me from 1997-2002.

Let’s talk about Ed O’Neill’s shirt in Wayne’s World. It’s pink. It has weird shiny shoulder pads, tiny sailor stripes, and two zippery pockets. I hate it, but I want it.

Let’s talk about Ed O’Neill’s shirt in Wayne’s World. It’s pink. It has weird shiny shoulder pads, tiny sailor stripes, and two zippery pockets. I hate it, but I want it.

All caught up on messages.

All caught up on messages.

Let’s be Twitter buds!

Let’s be Twitter buds!

adamdnewman:

Last night I went to a screening of 22 Jump Street and sat behind Sandy Kenyon. You know, the dude who reviews movies on the little TVs in the backs of NYC taxis and who fucking hates everything. Anyway, he was laughing his balls off throughout the whole movie, so if you’re riding in a cab these next few weeks and see him rip the movie apart, you know he’s full of shit!

UPDATE: Here’s his review: http://7online.com/entertainment/review-22-jump-street/112292/
I KNEW IT! Sandy Kenyon is so full of shit!!!!! What a dick!

adamdnewman:

Last night I went to a screening of 22 Jump Street and sat behind Sandy Kenyon. You know, the dude who reviews movies on the little TVs in the backs of NYC taxis and who fucking hates everything. Anyway, he was laughing his balls off throughout the whole movie, so if you’re riding in a cab these next few weeks and see him rip the movie apart, you know he’s full of shit!

UPDATE: Here’s his review: http://7online.com/entertainment/review-22-jump-street/112292/

I KNEW IT! Sandy Kenyon is so full of shit!!!!! What a dick!

If you missed it and want to see it, or loved it and want to own it until your hard drive crashes, my Comedy Central Half Hour is now available on iTunes for only $3!

If you missed it and want to see it, or loved it and want to own it until your hard drive crashes, my Comedy Central Half Hour is now available on iTunes for only $3!

Set your DVRs! This is tonight!

Set your DVRs! This is tonight!

comedycentralstandup:

Preview Adam Newman on an all-new episode of "The Half Hour." 

Cool!

comedycentralstandup:

Preview Adam Newman on an all-new episode of "The Half Hour." 

Cool!

Here’s a behind-the-scenes video Comedy Central made of my Half Hour taping and MY PARENTS ARE IN IT!