I'm a comedian living in NYC. I've done stand-up naked, I've been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com.

FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ME:

12.22.09 @ Cake Shop, NYC - Crime & Punishment 7:00pm free

12.23.09 @ Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NYC - School Night 11:00pm free

12.24.09 @ Kabin, NYC - Comedy as a Second Language 9:00pm free

12.26.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

12.27.09 @ Pianos, NYC - The Comedians 7:30pm free

12.28.09 @ Society Coffee, Harlem, NYC - Society Comedy 8:00pm free

01.08.10 @ The Creek, NYC - Hard, Lonely, & Vicious 10:00pm free

01.16.10 @ Hugs, Brooklyn, NY - Going Steady 8:00pm free

01.19.10 @ Comic Strip Live, NYC 10:00pm

01.23.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

01.28.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Joe Franklin's, NYC - 80 Minutes Until the Weekend 10:00pm free

03.05.10 @ Joe's Pub, NYC

adamandtrevor:

Here we are trying to convince ladies of the Lingerie Football League to join the NFL: The Naked Football League.

I’m honestly not entirely sure this LFL girl knew we were in character.

Hey look, I’m in a Verizon thing.

Hey look, I’m in a Verizon thing.

Here’s my full set from last night’s Rejection Show. These are pun-based ideas rejected from CollegeHumor and Busted Tees. Eva said watching this video was just like hanging out with me for eight minutes.

Best Name Game

The best game to play with people’s names is to make their first name possessive, so their second name sounds like it’s what they call their dick.

For example, “Adam’s Newman”. I call my dick “Newman”.

You try.

Ego-boost Monday.

Ego-boost Monday.

patrickcassels:

Why wasn’t I informed earlier there was a comedian who ended every joke by shouting the word “hamburger” for some reason?

(thanks to Adam Newman)

Sorry Pat, I didn’t realize anyone didn’t know that!

This was emailed to me by our intern Nat, with the subject “Gay Adam Newman”.

This was emailed to me by our intern Nat, with the subject “Gay Adam Newman”.

adamandtrevor:

Welcome to our new Tumblr! We have lots of (really big) things coming up that are almost ready to be announced, so thanks for following us…
A thing we can show you now is our new sketch page that just went up on CollegeHumor! Huge thanks to the multi-talented Sarah Schneider for putting it all together.

Adam & Trevor on CH and on Tumblr!! FOLLOW!

adamandtrevor:

Welcome to our new Tumblr! We have lots of (really big) things coming up that are almost ready to be announced, so thanks for following us…

A thing we can show you now is our new sketch page that just went up on CollegeHumor! Huge thanks to the multi-talented Sarah Schneider for putting it all together.

Adam & Trevor on CH and on Tumblr!! FOLLOW!

I found this picture in a folder marked “College”. I don’t remember the context of the photo at all, but it looks like I got in a fight with Mike Mills from REM, then we shook hands and had a beer together. That’s how I’m choosing to remember it, anyway.

I found this picture in a folder marked “College”. I don’t remember the context of the photo at all, but it looks like I got in a fight with Mike Mills from REM, then we shook hands and had a beer together. That’s how I’m choosing to remember it, anyway.

I tried a new joke tonight that led to a shouting match with an old lady. Pretty sure that means it’s a keeper!

hilarysiegel:
50’s Day at the Office!

hilarysiegel:

50’s Day at the Office!
Why? It doesn’t matter.

Why? It doesn’t matter.

I’ve never been so proud to be a Georgia Alumnus. Go Dawgs!