I'm a comedian living in NYC. I've done stand-up naked, I've been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com.

FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ME:

12.22.09 @ Cake Shop, NYC - Crime & Punishment 7:00pm free

12.23.09 @ Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NYC - School Night 11:00pm free

12.24.09 @ Kabin, NYC - Comedy as a Second Language 9:00pm free

12.26.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

12.27.09 @ Pianos, NYC - The Comedians 7:30pm free

12.28.09 @ Society Coffee, Harlem, NYC - Society Comedy 8:00pm free

01.08.10 @ The Creek, NYC - Hard, Lonely, & Vicious 10:00pm free

01.16.10 @ Hugs, Brooklyn, NY - Going Steady 8:00pm free

01.19.10 @ Comic Strip Live, NYC 10:00pm

01.23.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free

01.28.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm free

02.05.10 @ Joe Franklin's, NYC - 80 Minutes Until the Weekend 10:00pm free

03.05.10 @ Joe's Pub, NYC
October 27

Best Name Game

The best game to play with people’s names is to make their first name possessive, so their second name sounds like it’s what they call their dick.

For example, “Adam’s Newman”. I call my dick “Newman”.

You try.