I’m a comedian living in NYC. I’ve done stand-up naked, I’ve been on The Tyra Banks Show, and I work at CollegeHumor. Email me about literally anything at adamdnewman [at] gmail [dot] com. FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ME: 11.24.09 @ Crash Mansion, NYC - Jackpot 7:00pm free 11.28.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free 12.04.09 @ Moonshine, Brooklyn, NY - Cobra Clutch, 11:00pm free 12.07.09 @ Knitting Factory, Brooklyn, NY - Comedy Circus 8:00pm free 12.07.09 @ Freddy’s Back Room, Brooklyn, NY 9:00pm free 12.10.09 @ 92Y Tribeca - Channy’s Award Show 8:30pm $6  12.11.09 @ CoCo 66 - Too Cool for School 8:00pm free 12.17.09 @ Karma Lounge, NYC- If You Build It 9:00pm free 12.19.09 @ Private Event, NYC 12.26.09 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free 12.28.09 @ Society Coffee, Harlem, NYC - Society Comedy 8:00pm free 12.29.09 @ Crash Mansion, NYC - The Joint 01.16.10 @ Hugs, Brooklyn, NY - Going Steady 8:00pm free 01.23.10 @ The Creek, Queens, NY - The Adam & Trevor Show 10:00pm free 01.28.10 @ Columbia University, NYC 9:00pm freeTumblr (3.0; @adamdnewman)http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923978&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923978&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923978&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Finally, CH sticks it to Yoko! <a target="_blank" href="http://digg.com/xbox/Rock_Band_Yoko_Ono">Digg It</a>!</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/255759129http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/255759129Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:18:13 -0500BeatlesRockbandYoko Ono<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl09qsxyE1qzt15co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danielnavetta.tumblr.com/post/254788922/jesuisperdu-joana-salta-is-this-a-clean-cut">danielnavetta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jesuisperdu.tumblr.com/post/254738302/joana-salta">jesuisperdu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sugar_kane/4122839489/">joana salta</a></p> </blockquote> <p>is this a clean cut adam newman in bed with Cat Power??!?</p> </blockquote> <p>Yea, she asked if I’d shave. Totally worth it.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/254800047http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/254800047Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:39:58 -0500cat power<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7776506&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7776506&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7776506&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I performed this weekend for a conservative Jewish retreat in Queens. Pretty much, they put me in the corner of a cafeteria, and 80 high schoolers laughed and screamed for the weirdest 30 minute set I’ve ever done.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/254491003http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/254491003Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:01:48 -0500penisjewish<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktix4bPFA81qzo8odo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think the dude who works at the coffee shop might have a little crush on me.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/253277847http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/253277847Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:38:00 -0500“For what it’s worth, my mom thought you were the best opening comic we had.”<br/><br/> - <em>Email from Scott Rogowski, host of 12 Angry Mascots @ Comix.</em>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/251026232http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/251026232Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:56:56 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbsyoVI7J1qzo8odo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is too many things.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/248865994http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/248865994Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:25:36 -0500Facebook<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9xj1MjxD1qzo8odo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>19 years old and dreadlocked. It happened!</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/247625223http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/247625223Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:09:01 -0500dreadlocks<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924725&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924725&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924725&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eightbit.tumblr.com/post/246452232/hardly-working-goodbye-huh-my-favorite-hardly">eightbit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Hardly Working: Goodbye “HUH!”</b></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s true, the “HUH!” at the end of CollegeHumor videos is gone! Ahhhh!</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/246458224http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/246458224Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:02:39 -0500HUH!<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt66ys53mp1qzo8odo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“That guy must’ve got in on the first day the Internet was invented.” - Danny Solomon</p> <p>This is pretty much exactly what I expected from <a target="_blank" href="http://butt.com">Butt.com</a>.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/245186202http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/245186202Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:42:00 -0500Butt.combuttsbutt<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5wuuI3qm1qzo8odo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Little bro: “That’s a knife.”</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/244980922http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/244980922Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:04:00 -0500machete<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4drhLuX21qzo8odo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fried scallops and a fried Mars bar. I got diarrhea just looking at it. Then I ate it and got diarrhea again.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/244029190http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/244029190Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:14:03 -0500scallopsmars barfrieddiarrhea<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2o59HjNy1qzo8odo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You’re goddamned right Ellen (or one of her interns) is following <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/Adam_Newman">me on Twitter</a>!</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/243028125http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/243028125Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:03:00 -0500Ellen DeGeneresTwitter<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt22hqwUQK1qzo8odo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seems like a skydiving-themed day since <a target="_blank" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923808">Prank War 8</a> happened. Way to go, dudes!</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/242664962http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/242664962Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:15:00 -0500skydiving<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/241594780/tumblr_kt08o0xB9l1qzo8od&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Excellent!</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/241594780http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/241594780Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:33:36 -0500Bill and TedExcellent<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyll0gY0n1qzo8odo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>LOL</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/240545928http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/240545928Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:17:24 -0500LOLyoutube<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793988">Want to be a CollegeHumor production intern?</a>: <p>…And see what our gaffer looks like with his shirt off? (Seriously, he almost never wears a shirt)</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/240362142http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/240362142Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:41:00 -0500CollegeHumorinternproduction<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuttoGp6O1qzb7boo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://adamandtrevor.tumblr.com/post/238263605/we-made-a-doritos-commercial-for-the-crash-the">adamandtrevor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We made a Doritos commercial for the Crash the Superbowl contest. No need to vote or anything, just <a href="http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/video/2481">check it out</a> if you want.</p> </blockquote>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/238264734http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/238264734Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:26:37 -0500DoritosCrash the Superbowl<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924354&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924354&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924354&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://samreich.com/post/238174080/saw-shaming-directed-by-me-also-written-by">samreich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Saw Shaming,” directed by me.  Also written by Amir, produced by Ben, shot by Vince, and edited by Mike.  It was fun and challenging trying to replicate the “Saw” aesthetic. <a href="http://digg.com/movies/Saw_Shaming">Digg it</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s me as the passed out frat guy who pissed himself. Lucky for me, I didn’t actually have to pee myself. They provided me with an already pee-soaked sponge. I imagine it was some kind of animal urine.</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/238200376http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/238200376Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:54:55 -0500SawSaw ShamingCollegeHumorDrunk frat guy<p>(inspired by this recent <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/5485905008">Tweet</a>)</p> <p>A Jew riding a Subaru is a…</p> <p>A) Jewbaru</p> <p>B) Subajew</p> <p>C) Jewbaju</p> <p>Also, you can’t imagine how much thought I put into the spelling of each of those choices. My brain works like this always.</p> <p>?</p>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/235230259http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/235230259Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:20:00 -0500JewsSubarupuns<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IbQ3vfSrQB8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IbQ3vfSrQB8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://adamandtrevor.tumblr.com/post/235129601/new-nice-brothers-animation-we-made-this-for">adamandtrevor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New Nice Brothers animation! We made this for <a href="http://ny.channel101.com/">Channel 101 NY</a>, parodying our friends’ hilarious show, <a href="http://ny.channel101.com/show.php?show=200">9AM Meeting</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/235130869http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/235130869Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:58:18 -0500Nice BrothersChannel 1019AM MeetingDemi MooreAshton KutcherThe Lion KingSaved by the BellScreechSteven SeagalBjorkLawmanElton John